Yellowstone's Season 5 Premiere: The Weirdest Moments and Most Perplexing Unanswered Questions from Two Episodes Packed with Bruising, Boozing, and Big Belt Buckles

This article contains spoilers for "Yellowstone's" Season 5 premiere, which debuted on the Paramount Network on Sunday, Nov. 13.

John Dutton (Kevin Costner), the governor candidate, has won "Yellowstone," which has returned.

John's children are travelling with him: Kelly Reilly's iconic Beth, who will sacrifice everything for her family, and human weasel Jamie

who was neutered as a result of Beth's extortion after he killed his natural father; and livestock officer Kayce.

The epic double-episode premiere of this season left us with a lot of unanswered questions and disorganised ideas, which are listed below in real time.

*John has no desire to speak on behalf of the entire Montana population. At least he is truthful when his rival, who goes by the name of Mr. East Coast Liberal Venti Latte, calls to concede.

When everyone leaves the campaign war room to celebrate and turns out the lights while he is still inside, is that Jamie's lowest point? Embarrassing!

*Beth's homicidal glare at Jamie as the confetti rains down... How on earth did that avoid going right through his head?